yo I deserve a pizza shirt because I am actually a pizza super hero named pizza man. I have (had) a pizza themed costume, but recently it was damaged when saving several orphan children and a box of kittens from a house fire caused by my rival, healthy salad boy. Most of my costume survived, which I largely attribute to my great dexterity due to my all pizza diet, but my pizza vest and shirt were very badly burned beyond repair. I am currently looking for a replacement so I can continue to fight crime in the name of super sick pizzas and this shirt just looks like the cats meow. Please give me pizza shirt so I can save the world okay go.

yo I deserve a pizza shirt because I am actually a pizza super hero named pizza man. I have (had) a pizza themed costume, but recently it was damaged when saving several orphan children and a box of kittens from a house fire caused by my rival, healthy salad boy. Most of my costume survived, which I largely attribute to my great dexterity due to my all pizza diet, but my pizza vest and shirt were very badly burned beyond repair. I am currently looking for a replacement so I can continue to fight crime in the name of super sick pizzas and this shirt just looks like the cats meow. Please give me pizza shirt so I can save the world okay go.

(Source: pizzashirt, via ebet)

1 year ago  Notes (137)
  1. liliwestphal reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    AHHH! I can’t actually believe my silliness charmed a t-shirt company. the perks of procrastination in a study...
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  3. vanessathief reblogged this from schneeblindx and added:
    BECAUSE I BUT THA AZZ IN PIZZZA. BUT THINK I CAN FINALLY EAT A BANANA SEXUALLY AND A GUY CAN TALK TO ME :/ I NEEEEEEED...
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  5. ohhoe reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    because I love pizza so much I got a tattoo of a slice.
  6. ruxpin-exe reblogged this from ebet and added:
    super hero named pizza man....recently it was damaged when saving several orphan children...
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  8. ebet reblogged this from victoriaceleste and added:
    I think I deserve a pizza shirt because pizza is life. It’s delicious and wonderful and they’re diverse; you can get...
  9. victoriaceleste reblogged this from alishapatt and added:
    Um I want a pizza shirt because I love pizza. I’ve tried to marry it, but I guess it’s against the law???? Nothing can...
  10. alishapatt reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    I should get a free pizza shirt because I fucking just simply love pizza.Sometimes I love pizza more than life...
  11. diamond-sutra reblogged this from neverbloominglove and added:
    I deserve this shirt because I’m stoned, and this shirt looks really cool and people would be like “hey man, cool shirt...
  12. neverbloominglove reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    I deserve a pizza shirt because I am the goddess of pepperoni, and the queen of baked cheese I will never refuse a slice...
  13. ohhdamnmelissaann reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    i deserve a free pizza shift because i feel like i deserve a free pizza shirt and i will love this pizza shirt forever...
  14. dreadloctopus reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    The supreme reasons for which I, Butt-Liquor, deserve the impecible Pizza Shirt are as numerous as pepperoni’s on the...
  15. kayquasha reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    I sooo deserve this cuz I would wear it every day until it turns into a real pizza
  16. bummrush3r reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    hey i think ya should give me one cause i love getting weird shirts that noone has or has herd of soooo plzz plzzz give...
  17. schneeblindx reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    yeah i definitely need that shirt in medium so the ninja turtles will think i am cool and pretty badass. then they...
  18. alrightmamadude reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    Actually, I’d like to express that Adam Forkner/WHITE RAINBOW deserves one since I believe he’s a Dr. of PIZZA. Man,...
  19. alexandrametalclown reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    because I wear pizza from head to toe ;) see..
  20. drabandboring reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    so i can attract teenage mutant ninja turtles.
  21. desert-anal reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    I deserve a pizza shirt because based on the contents of my stomach, I am pizza. Pizza and I are unified in ways so...
  22. irishbillygoat reblogged this from uke-n-puke and added:
    I suffer from sleep-eating, which is a serious yet delicious disease. I need something to eat while I’m sleeping.
  23. ilikepizzasteve reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    I deserve a FREEee PiZzA shirt because I eat PizZa for every meal and have PiZzA for dessert too! PiZzAAAHH is my god.
  24. omyon reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    I deserve a free pizza shirt because I’m pretty?
  25. galvanistic reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    i like pizza
  26. inherentvice reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    I want a free pizza shirt because i want people to try and eat me.
  27. uke-n-puke reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    I need pizza’s natural oily goodness to distract attention from my oily face.
  28. centerfoldsear reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    Take your socks off, but leave the damn shirt on.
  29. marshall0w reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    We had a power outage last night and the first thing I thought was ‘We can’t cook. LET’S ORDER PIZZA.’
  30. livin-on-venus reblogged this from unadulzura and added:
    could taunt people. yup. I could go to Cici’s Pizza and lay down on the table and people would mistake me for pizza. I...
  31. fag-lust reblogged this from pizzashirt and added:
    I DESERVE AN AWESOME...SHIRT BECAUSE: …of these robotripping children …my band was already...
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